I caught the pilot and knew this was the one new show I
was positive I would be watching. It's a new, refreshing show
that focuses more on people than situations and the writing is fantastic.
I laughed out-loud and continuously throughout the entire show. In fact,
the laughs were coming so fast, furious and relentlessly that I had to rewind
to re-watch the jokes I missed while I was laughing!
Original, Quirky, Self-Effacing, and Generous! The humor is
reminiscent of Malcom in the Middle with a longer format.
The musical aspect is refreshing and not relegated to the
margins of musical-theater fans...
the scores are as hilarious as the dialogue.
Say what??
Sue Sylvestor: You think this is hard? I have hepatitis. That's hard!
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Kurt: They're gonna throw fruit at us. And I just had a facial.
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Quinn: If you quit the club, I'll let you touch my breast.
Finn: Under the shirt?
Quinn: Over the bra.
Finn: Under the shirt?
Quinn: Over the bra.
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Mercedes: Oh, HELL to the no! Look, I'm not down with this
background singin' nonsense. I'm Beyoncé, I ain't no Kelly Rowland.
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Kurt: You busted my window.
Mercedes: Well, you busted my heart.
Mercedes: Well, you busted my heart.
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Kurt: It's a unitard. Guys wear them to work out nowadays.
Play sports. They wipe sweat from your body.
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Sue: I'm going to ask you to smell your armpits. That's the smell
of failure, and it's stinking up my office.
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Ken: You make this, and you die a legend.
Kurt: Can I pee first?
Kurt: Can I pee first?
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Sue: I don't trust a man with curly hair. I can't help but picture
little birds laying sulfurous eggs in there, and it disgusts me.
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Quinn: Status is like currency. When your bank account is full,
you can get away with doing just about anything.
But right now, we're, like, toxic assets.
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Rachel: I am not homophobic. In fact, I have two gay dads.
See, I was born out of love. My two dads screened potential
surrogates based on beauty and IQ. Then they mixed their
sperm together and used a turkey baster. To this day we don't
know which one is my real dad, which I think is pretty amazing.
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Rachel: You may think that every guy in school would totally,
want to tap this, but my myspace schedule keeps me way to busy to date.
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(before being thrown in the dumpster) Kurt: Please, this is Marc Jacobs' new collection!
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